I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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