I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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