have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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