The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
