Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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