Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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