My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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