You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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