she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
