I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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