I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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