Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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