I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
it glows. i had to have it.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We just shotgunned beers for America
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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