worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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