I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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