Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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