Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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