You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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