When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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