it hurts more in the daytime
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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