Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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