so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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