Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
