i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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