Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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