There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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