So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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