I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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