Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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