i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wish you could order shots online.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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