you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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