She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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