This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize