Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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