i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
