oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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