that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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