Whod you bang
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
