they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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