do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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