dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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