Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
