I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I have so many feelings about this burrito
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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