I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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