So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
