hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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