you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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