he shaved USA in his pubs
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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