I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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