we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Did you just see the Batmobile???
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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