I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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