i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My bed is full of blood and feathers
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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